Attack the Next Poster

Right rules simple you send a crazy attack against the next poster.

Next poster has to come up with an elaborate way of dodging it then comming up with an even wackier way of attacking the next post.

guess I'll start, though I'm not usually a violent person (lol!)

its hailstoning, and theyre the size of tennis balls coming down as fast as meteors! your stuck in a field that is completely void of shelter for a diameter or 60 miles! good luck getting away!

As I dance in and out avioding every one of the hailstones they quickly stop. Uninjuried a clasp my hands together, as I pull them apart the power of chaos gathers creating an orb of pure destruction.

Releasing it a giant ball of purple and black destruction follows the next poster to there chaotic demise

I play with the ball like a basketball and bounce it "accidentally" into the Ruvva's lap... oops!

The next poster will find a strange person waiting for them in a few hours who is carrying a machete! *run*

I did find a strange person waiting for me with a machete but i realised that it was a mirror.

The next poster will find that I have laced there keyboard with a contact poison that will kill them slowly.

Lucky for me, my laptop doesn't like me very much sometimes and I sent it to Aleza to fix! XD

The next poster will be chased by a crocodile with wings and a horns!

Quickly explains to the croc that it is quite impossible to have "a horns" because "a" is singular and "horns" is plural and watchs as the croc explodes from illogic. Holds a funeral for the croc.
(sorry could not resist :3)

The next poster will find a hungry flesh eating clown under their bed.

lol, typo!!

I did find a flesh eating clown under my bed, except when I sat on my bed, I squished him until there wasn't much left of him!

The next poster will wake up to find that they have grown two extra sets of teeth!

*feels around in mouth and takes out a pair of pliers* AH ha... tooth fairy you are in for a busy night!

The next poster will wonder about the purpose of meaning. (It totally worked. Admit it.)

*Thinks about it... has the answer... writes it down!*
Well I have my own opinion on what it is!

The next poster shall find a gremlin in their shoe!

Well... excuse me I have to go get white and brown hair out from between my toes now... thanks for that....


The next poster will realize Chuck Norris has a grudge against them.