A wish thats horribly corrupted!

I'm sure most of you know how to play this classic forum game! Though just in case, heres the rules:

The person above you will have put in a wish, its your job to corrupt it! Then you put in your own wish. E.g.

person above you: I wish I had a rhino

you: Granted, but it goes on a wild rampage and tramples over you!

I wish I had a cookie.

So lets try this for real!

I wish the world wasn't round...

Ok it is a cube, but because of the people go flying of the unusually straight edges, planes fly into space and get compressed killing there passengers and I am not going to tell you how the weather is going on with the strange rotation that the cube earth is like.

I wish we could torture a certain admin I know.